Blonde jokes to be made illegal in Bosnia

ananova ^ | 08/18/03 | ananova

[maxwell]

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender IS blonde and the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall blonde, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is a blonde, 6' 2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6' 5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[Textide]

What?!? Forty posts and no evidence of these oppressed blondes? I'm almost ashamed to be a part of these boards...but will hold out hope that someone will come through with a photo.

[maxwell]

A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her.

She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again, Doctor?" The Surgeon seemed to pause which alarmed the girl.

"What's the matter Doctor? I will be alright , won't I?"

He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that question after having their tonsils out!"

[Taffini]

I just checked in the mirror and I really am blonde. ;-)


I just checked in the mirror and I am going blonde...

[hardhead]

What do you call 20 blondes standing side by side? A wind tunnel.

What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes? An interpreter.

[maxwell]

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"
The Cowboy says "well, it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her....so I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt....so I did.
Then she pulls of her skirt and asks me to pull of my pants...so I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull of my shorts...so I did.Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says "Now go to town cowboy.....And here I am."

[maxwell]

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says:

"I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes, A$$hole. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person ... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large ... all in the name of humor."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up, "You stay out of this. Mister, I'm talking to that little b@st@rd on your knee!"

[Taffini]

I guess they will have to go back to boob and butt jokes

[joesnuffy]

UR Right
Sic Em

Blonde Conservative ping.........

[Soaring Feather]

LOL

Thanks for the ping.

[playball0]

They can always go to stupid Bosnian lawmaker jokes.

[Sir Charles]

I wish I could read. Those jokes look funny.

[ChewedGum]

My very blond daughter would not get any of them. (But she's four)

Gum

[cake_crumb]

"Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up, 'You stay out of this. Mister, I'm talking to that little b@st@rd on your knee!' "

FOFLOL! THAT one I haven't heard before.

[ZinGirl]

I remember that thread veeeerrrrry well.....and, uh....RH hasn't added her 2 cents to THIS one yet?

(must not make jokes...must not make jokes....)

[Nita Nupress]

How do you stick your tongue out in HTML? ;-)

[Dog Gone]

[July 4th]

There's nothing to joke about when dealing with Russian blondes! Very serious women, and attractive as well.

[sweetliberty]

The world has gone stark raving mad.

[Nita Nupress]

LOL! She looks downright dangerous!