Blonde jokes to be made illegal in Bosnia

ananova ^ | 08/18/03 | ananova

[Constitution Day]

An "I couldn't resist" ping.

[AdmSmith]

Savima Terzic, is she blonde?

[eggman]

Don't think it couldn't happen here. You can already be charged with sexual harassment by telling a joke. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone has already been charged with a hate crime by telling a joke.

[Porterville]

Didn't WWI start in this region??? Oh, well, another war, another victory. I bet it will begin 2012 on July 15 when it is good and hot.

[TomGuy]

It is comforting to see that political correctness is rampant there. Maybe if they try hard enough they can catch up with all the other pc countries.

That's what the world needs, more PC.


(end sarcasm)

PC also means Piled Crap.

[Dog Gone]

Pack your bags!

[dighton]

I just want to say that being chosen this month's Miss August
Is, like, a compliment that I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA,
And my goal is to become a veterinarian because I love children.

[trebb]

Actually, the wording was,"blonde jokes that go over the head of the average blonde, are easily understood by a beagle". When Ms Terzic said, "Huh?" The man making the joke, about her, said that the jokes were now illegal. It'll all get straightened out over the next few decades....

[Flyer]

Try to explain to a blonde that she is now a protected class.

Go ahead, try it.

[Lazamataz]

I just want to say that being chosen this month's Miss August
Is, like, a compliment that I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA,
And my goal is to become a veterinarian because I love children.

That is the best movie.

[Lazamataz]

Try to explain to a blonde that she is now a protected class.

Blonde: "Projector glass.....?"

[SouthernHawk]

BTTT ! ! !

Get ready for Tom!!!!

[Agnes Heep]

I take it they have nothing better to do in Bosnia, such as building their economy; keeping the electricity on more than eight hours a day, etc.

Speaking of PC in this country, several years ago Uriah was at work talking to a group of his cohorts (which included a virulent feminist) about Amish life and customs. Uriah is something of a wit, and at one point he quipped "I guess Mr. Yoder had better be careful, or he won't be getting any shoo-fly pie."

The next day the company compliance officer took him aside and advised him that the feminist woman had complained about him using a vulgarity to describe a certain part of the female anatomy.

[GunnyHartman]

Now this blond joke SHOULD be illegal!

[AdamSelene235]

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

...........................

Answer(shrill scream): THATS NOT FUNNY !!

[darkwing104]

Bosnia is in real trouble now. Liberalism is starting to take over.

[theFIRMbss]

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

[cake_crumb]

What if the joke teller is a blond woman? Can she sue herself? What if a woman makes a joke about a blonde MAN?? Isn't that discrimination?

Ah, the dourness of socialists.

[Incorrigible]

Destro! How did you miss posting this article? :-)