Idi Amin Dead

Fox News/AP

[ChefKeith]

IS STILL DEAD

[OldFriend]

It took so long because even hell couldn't figure out where to put him.

It's particularly galling that he lived his life in luxury in Saudi Arabia.

No doubt that scum from Liberia will wind up there too.

MURDERERS WELCOME!

[mhking]

Is he really dead this time?

[ArneFufkin]

That is what the gay lobby is after, more government spending, like the Blacks and all other Demon-rats

The Gay agenda is the anti-male agenda. They don't want money, they want to tear down our institutions that acknowledge, leverage and honor the role men play as loving fathers and husbands, loyal friends, dedicated providers, fearless protectors and inspired dreamers.

[The Great RJ]

I'm sure he and Saddam's boys are picnicing in a lava flow next to a sea of raw sewage.

[ArneFufkin]

Given their slaughter of Iranian and Iraqi Shiites, Uday and Qusay were betting pretty large that Allah is a Sunni.

[Scoutmaster]

Sorry if someone alread posted it, but shouldn't we be referring to the late Mr. Amin by his full (*chuckle*) title:

"His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular."

That's the most complete title I could find today, but I distinctly remember "President, Mutumbo University" as part of his title at one point.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

no fair! I was sleeping!! Who won the pool?

[Tamzee]

It's a shame he lasted that long.

Isn't Castro 77 now? Maybe not too much longer for him, too! I'm curious now what Cuba's plan is for that....err...sad... event.

[Lijahsbubbe]

And thanks to our buddies the Saudis for giving him asylum all these years

Yep. Any enemy of Israel is a friend of the Saudis.

[Valin]

Here lies Idi
is he dead
Yes in deedy

[Lijahsbubbe]

Hungry hungry hippo!

[null and void]

That looks like one of my letters of reference.

Merely an exerpt..

[null and void]

I'm curious now what Cuba's plan is for that....err...sad... event.

Dunno, probably doesn't involve champagne, but they have plenty of rum...

[Redcloak]

He's dead again?

[ArneFufkin]

Can Amin's death bring back a dead thread? You accurately reported this event two weeks ago.

Dog is unsettlingly accurate in this area: He/She forecast the demise of: the Giant Ground Sloth; daughters who look like mom but sons who look like "the ice man"; Sober Ted Kennedy; American born caucasian guys running the 100 yard dash or working as TAs in University Math departments; Lime Green Leisure Suits; AMC Gremlin; Michael Jackson's racial identity; Baywatch "Des Moines"; Champale; The male name "Festus"; Zamfir "Legendary Master of the Pan Flute" Infomercials; Taking Waylon and Madame to Block; Elanor Mondale's virginity; Production plans for "Porkys 4" and "Tonya Gets Galloolied 2"; Scott Ritter's Burger King Cyberdating Meet and Greets; Maureen Dowd's last hope that Michael will leave that Pulitzer-less whore Zeta Jones; Helen Thomas' lustrous hair, perky bustline, angelic face and toned taut buttocks; and that Democrats, and their Party, will be anything but a traitorous, thieving bag man for their corrupt patrons.

Dog's got mad premonition skills, Voodoo training, Tarot Cards, a Magic 8 Ball or a subscription to the Weekly World News or something. Like that Cosa Nostra Domus guy.

[alrea]

Blaming the death on George Bush, DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe praised Amin for serving his fellow man (medium rare with a nice merlot)

giving new meaning to "living history," progresive Senator Clinton of New York paid tribute to Amin and said sometimes "it takes a village" to have friends over for dinner

[HAL9000]

Where is the photo of him on a slab sporting a shave & haircut and fully waxed?

[Saundra Duffy]

Best news I've heard since Saddam's sons bit the dust. Yahoo!

[HAL9000]