Woman Charged Breast Job On Pentagon Plastic

Defense Week Daily Update | August 8, 2003 | John M. Donnelly

[Fawnn]

She received a Bad Conduct Discharge. She'll remain in the Marines until she finishes her jail time and then be thrown out.

Thanks for the info! (I probably skimmed the article too fast. For example, I'm still wondering if she gets to keep her "enhancements" and other purchases.) ;)

[Chancellor Palpatine]

I don't suppose they could stoop to the old method of having the credit-card statement reviewed by superiors, who might have found this fraud by asking "uh, what's an augmentation mammoplasty?"

You old Scrooge - I bet you root through you employees expense accounts and ask those silly and pointed questions about charges for a lap dance....

LOL

[Steel Wolf]

Woman Charged Breast Job On Pentagon Plastic"

Please, no pictures.

What do you mean 'no pictures'? That was taxpayer money she spent, I think we have a right to see exactly where our hard earned dollars are going.

Are we getting enough bang for the buck? I say, let the people decide.

[Spok]

A terrible waste of taxpayer money, with the possible exception of...are there any pictures available?
I mean, given a choice, would you rather pay for a limo for Hillary or buy boobs for BAMs?

[WestPacSailor]

Did the government repo the car, motorcycle, or the implants?

[Eaker]

Please, no pictures.

Sorry, no can do!!!

[VRWCmember]

Maybe she thought the improved rack could help her in her looking for a few good men.

[Taliesan]

I review my bosses' charges and ask THEM "What was this for?"

[azhenfud]

"...looking for a few good men."

She understood it as, "looking good for a few men".

[Bacon Man]

From the Halls of Montezuma, To the Shores of Nipple-ey

ROTFLMAO!

[TigersEye]

Pentagon finds huge cost overruns in forward deployment. Force projection doubled using misallocated funding procedures. Front lines bolstered without a simultaneous increase in rear echelon support. Marine Corp faces loss of personnel due to poor handling of plastic charges.

Wham BAM! In the Slam, Maam!

[ChefKeith]

What! No pics?

[avg_freeper]

An army of two?

[rogator]

Maybe she was hoping to get into the Field Artillery with her new boomers.

[mbynack]

I'm still wondering if she gets to keep her "enhancements" and other purchases.)

I'm pretty sure that they'll get everything back except for the "enhancements". The $30,000 fine will more than cover those (figuratively speaking).

I used to be amazed at what people would risk when I was in the military. I knew some NCOs who lost everything and ended up in prison for three jackets and five sleeping bags that they stole off the flight line. They ended up loosing their jobs, their pensions, their liberty, and they had federal convictions that followed them the rest of their lives for three hundred dollars worth of stuff.

[Labyrinthos]

You mean she was busted?

[Rik0Shay]

Too bad the marine corps chant is OOH RAH....

[Grampa Dave]

"A female Marine Corps staff sergeant was convicted in June of using her Defense Department credit card to buy a car, a motorcycle, furniture, household goods--and a breast job, Defense Week has learned."

So do we now have a Marine Dyke on a Bike with bigger bumpers courtesy of US tax payers?

Send her to Gitmo to room with the others who hate America. They can find some good uses for her.

[SLB]

You mean she was busted?

So far that is the best comment.

[krb]

initiatives to rein in credit-card waste.

That's not waste. That is fraud.