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Canada short on sperm!
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| 8/14/03
| ELAINE MOYLE
Posted on 08/14/2003 10:26:31 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Argh
Boring, huh? No, not at all.
But please... take a little literary license next time you tell it. Like--- have Dad thumping PJ on the forehead with a rifle butt or something.
After all, EVERYBODY likes a happy ending!
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
"dumb Canadian", like "lying liberal", is a redundancy.
Besides, there's no need to insult poor Arghie twice.
To: Victoria Delsoul
LOL. See how smart you are when it comes to the quirks of Canada? You recognized a post like that as a compliment!
To: Victoria Delsoul
. . . speaking of cows . . . Speaking of mad cows . . . LOL!
To: xrp
Hmmm...
Tall, broad, thick head of hair, good looking, musically talented, great with hands, no drinking, drugs, or smoking, smart....
"Honey! Remember that new comforter set I wanted for the bedroom? I found a great way to pay for it. Here, take a few cups and..."
You think my husband would go for it?
To: Alberta's Child
LOL, mad and jealous old cow.
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posted on
08/14/2003 9:43:14 PM PDT
by
Victoria Delsoul
(It's a campaign about 'change'…the most plausible mass-appeal 'change' candidate: Arnold *Mark Steyn)
To: Victoria Delsoul
Mad and jealous old cow from east of Thunder Bay, Ontario . . .
To: Alberta's Child
Bwahahahahaha, this is a riot.
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posted on
08/14/2003 9:55:10 PM PDT
by
Victoria Delsoul
(It's a campaign about 'change'…the most plausible mass-appeal 'change' candidate: Arnold *Mark Steyn)
To: Victoria Delsoul
It's going to get out of hand in a hurry . . .
LOL.
To: TheGrimReaper
Enough of the bashing of our impotent northern neighbors! In the interests of balance, I present the following eloquent argument demonstrating that
Canada is like heaven, only better.
To: TheGrimReaper
Enough of the bashing of our impotent northern neighbors! In the interests of balance, I present the following eloquent argument demonstrating that
Canada is like heaven, only better.
To: TheGrimReaper
HAH! I'll see what I can do.
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posted on
08/15/2003 2:27:29 AM PDT
by
Argh
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Here's some advice. If you behave more dumbly, to wit, by keeping your big yap shut, people will think you're not as dumb as you are. Which would make those people pretty dumb, too, wouldn't it? :^)
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posted on
08/15/2003 8:33:37 AM PDT
by
Argh
To: Slings and Arrows; HangFire; feinswinesuksass; diotima; nunya bidness; Bob J; dead
Roll up your sleeves, guys, and perform your patriotic duty. A national shortage of Canadian semen is stirring a call to arms.
And hairy palms?
"There are very rigid perimeters in place," he explains.
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posted on
08/15/2003 8:53:33 AM PDT
by
AnnaZ
(:: http://www.radiofreerepublic.com :: Hi-Fi FReeping ::)
To: Argh
Nah, it wasn't so bad. But I WUZ hoping the story would end with your dad BITCH-SLAPPING Jennings to the North Pole
=)
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posted on
08/31/2003 6:29:11 PM PDT
by
Levante
To: Big Giant Head
Heh. You asked.
To: Marie Antoinette
Heh! Thanks! Should you want I leave you a tip? ;-)
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posted on
08/31/2003 7:41:05 PM PDT
by
Big Giant Head
(I just don't know what to say here....)
To: Slings and Arrows
and Balls.
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posted on
08/31/2003 8:46:40 PM PDT
by
Kozak
(" No mans life liberty or property is safe when the legislature is in session." Mark Twain)
To: Slings and Arrows
"Americans earn between $75 and $125 per sample, he adds. "That's not compensation, it's practically a salary," laments del Valle"At that rate, I could make a pretty decent living.
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