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The Best Farewell Opus in the History of Free Republic!!
My Beloved Mac | August 13, 2003 | a_perfect_lady

Posted on 08/13/2003 10:35:45 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady

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To: Hatteras
Dang it, if you aren't supposed to use WD-40 as a deodorant, why did they put it in a spray can? Huh?
41 posted on 08/13/2003 11:03:49 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: headsonpikes; A_perfect_lady
Yeah! Take me with you! I'm cuddly and small and I only eat one tin of tuna a week!
42 posted on 08/13/2003 11:04:06 AM PDT by Lazamataz (PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!)
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To: A_perfect_lady
who ...

the test of self importance ---

pull your hand out of a bucket of water !
43 posted on 08/13/2003 11:04:21 AM PDT by f.Christian (evolution vs intelligent design ... science3000 ... designeduniverse.com --- * architecture * !)
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To: A_perfect_lady
Uh ... who are you?
45 posted on 08/13/2003 11:06:43 AM PDT by al_c
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To: Alberta's Child
"YOU'LL BE BACK!"

I dunno she sounds series

46 posted on 08/13/2003 11:07:30 AM PDT by SouthernFreebird
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To: A_perfect_lady
I always heard it is the RIGHT of a LADY to change her mind. Here's hoping you exercise that "RIGHT" soon.
47 posted on 08/13/2003 11:07:59 AM PDT by PISANO
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To: A_perfect_lady
Don't delete that bookmark. It's not easy typing the URL into the address bar when your hands are shaking from withdrawl. (And for all we know wwwwww..fffrreeereeeppubb;;icc.cccom is a porn site!)
48 posted on 08/13/2003 11:09:15 AM PDT by Redcloak (All work and no FReep makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no FReep make s Jack a dul boy. Allwork an)
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To: Billthedrill
stopped the chafing though, huh?
49 posted on 08/13/2003 11:09:16 AM PDT by Hatteras (The Thundering Herd Of Turtles ROCK!)
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To: A_perfect_lady; meowmeow; Constitution Day; 4mycountry; Poohbah; Grampa Dave; ...
You'll miss the viking kitties?

Just don't cross them. (you almost crossed one this morning)

50 posted on 08/13/2003 11:09:46 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: A_perfect_lady
You can't do both, visit FR and check out new sites? The thing that gets me about these farewell opus' is that some people think they are necessary at all, goood or bad feelings.
51 posted on 08/13/2003 11:12:23 AM PDT by blackbart1
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To: f.Christian
who ...

the test of self importance ---

pull your hand out of a bucket of water !

When ...

The color of a tinkling sound ---

Stick your tongue against something frozen !

the thing I like best about you is that you are almost Askellian in your incomprehensibility.

52 posted on 08/13/2003 11:12:24 AM PDT by Lazamataz (PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!)
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To: brucew
You ain't fit to kiss Askel5's tucas.

"It is a fundamental assertion of my recollection that obfuscation of an obtuse message is often essentially a built-in non-rebuttal, in a net-zero sentence, to a lack of clarity in an otherwise common extraordinary meme," Askel5 added.

53 posted on 08/13/2003 11:13:49 AM PDT by Lazamataz (PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!)
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To: Lazamataz
"I'm cuddly and small and I only eat one tin of tuna a week!"

Sheesh!!! And here I thought it was only dogs that posted on the net!
54 posted on 08/13/2003 11:14:52 AM PDT by headsonpikes
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To: Lazamataz
I reserve this for very special occasions:

ROTFLMAO

55 posted on 08/13/2003 11:15:23 AM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (I call him "Mel". He calls me "Security".)
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To: A_perfect_lady
Your Ride is waiting outside, courtesy of the Viking Kitties


56 posted on 08/13/2003 11:15:35 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (I seem to be the source of gravity, everything seems to fall on me....)
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To: headsonpikes
Sheesh!!! And here I thought it was only dogs that posted on the net!

Ever heard of Acorn-head Chihuahuas?

Neither have I.

57 posted on 08/13/2003 11:16:03 AM PDT by Lazamataz (PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!)
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To: A_perfect_lady
always hated goodbyes...

Gum

58 posted on 08/13/2003 11:16:43 AM PDT by ChewedGum ( http://king-of-fools.blogspot.com)
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To: A_perfect_lady
Before you leave, will you just answer this: Was Carly Simon really singing about YOU instead of Mick Jagger, Warrent Beatty, or those other guys with an "e" in their name?

I'll bet you think this post is about you, don't you.
(You're So Vain)
59 posted on 08/13/2003 11:17:35 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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