man's penis removal was a surgical mistake(oops my bad alert)

abc news .com ^ | 8.12.03 | abc news

[WestPacSailor]

He needs the addadiktome surgery Rush is always talking about.

Perhaps he could talk to Hitlery and find out where she got her twig & berries from.

[mhking]

Just damn.

If you want on the new list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[ErnBatavia]

And the worst of it came when he first looked in the mirror....

[fortaydoos]

I've owned plenty of hondas and plenty of fords and chevys. Never noticed a quality difference at all.

[reg45]

If it were me the doctors would be needing the protection in the form of a kevlar vest, and a Kevlar wallet.

[reg45]

"This was the most unkindest cut of all;"

Julius Caesar, Act III, Scene II, Line 188

[eno_]

I don't know if that is true any more. Maybe for Lexus and Infiniti. But lots of Toyotas are built in the U.S., and they still are at the low end of the defects-per-unit ratings.

Plus their are design-for-quality things that don't get captured by those ratings. Jaguar has good ratings, but don't tell me all those hoses and pipes and wires under the hood of an S-type aren't going to be a nightmare in 3 years.

[eno_]

Yep, I'd shoot him AFTER the lawsuit.

[freebilly]

I am pretty sure I would be suicidal, to say the least.

After 6 kids, I was about ready to have it surgically removed, too....

[WKB]

error. He was actually in surgery, about to have his prostate

Warning for all men:
When having prostrate exam make sure Dr.
doesn't have BOTH hands on your shoulder

[Lazamataz]

While this story lends itself to sophomoric humor, I can't imagine how I would feel if it had happened to me. I am pretty sure I would be suicidal, to say the least.

You misspelled "homicidal". Hope that helps.

[PA Engineer]

Sure you did.

[novacation]

DD

[freepatriot32]

It appears that medical mistakes kill 7TIMES the number of people that guns do according to this site

if the image isnt showing up on your computer you cna view it here the life/death clock

Sources for Mortality and Firearms Usage Data (US)

o	TOBACCO-RELATED ILLNESS	Center for Disease Control (CDC)
o	ALCOHOL ABUSE	National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA)
o	DOCTOR'S MISTAKES	U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS)
o	VEHICLE ACCIDENTS	National Center for Injury Prevention and Control (NCIPC)
o	SUICIDE	American Association of Suicidology (AAS)
o	DRUG ABUSE	National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA)
o	FIREARM HOMICIDE	National Center for Injury Prevention and Control (NCIPC)
o	LIVES SAVED	Florida State University Criminologist Gary Kleck

(NOTE: Your browser must support Java to view the Life Clock.)

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[WestPacSailor]

It appears that medical mistakes kill 7TIMES the number of people that guns do

Looks like it's time to impose a seven day waiting period and background checks for anyone going to see a doctor. And we simply MUST ban automobiles. They are simply a menace to society. ( /sarcasm, just in case some don't get it)

[Maria S]

WOW!! Great find! Thanks!

[waterstraat]

So what does he have down there? and how does he pee?

This is not the same as a sex change operation, because they make a labia, uretha , clitoris, and vagina out of the old penis and whatever. Therefore, this man has no vagina either. Also, it takes a very skilled surgeon to do this kind of thing, and only a few hospitals can do it.

So what is down there, just a hole? and is he continent?

[dfwgator]

Surprised nobody referenced this yet:

Detachable Penis
King Missle

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

**background singing of "detachable penis" over and over begins**

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[waterstraat]

"I've heard that medical malpractice kills more people in this country than firearms, anyone know if it's true?"

Doctors kill over 100,000 people a year, thru accidents and malpractice. Guns dont kill that many. Furthermore, we are talking about accidents, and gun accidents are even less frequent.

Also, there are only about 900,000 doctors in the US, which means that 1 out of every 9 doctors kill someone each year. Far less than one out of every 9 gunowners kill someone each year.

Another way to phrase it statisically, is that any/every doctor will accidently kill someone every 9 years.