[Clemenza]

In desperation, many years ago, supporting myself, my fianceé and a bunch of cats, I did a shift of this work. I couldn't even finish the whole shift.

Join the club, although I lasted a bit longer than you (three days).

[Riley]

It was some kind of policeman's ball raffle thing that we were supposed to sell. We were expected to be evasive when directly asked if we were cops.
There was also some kind of card game that we were supposed to play while we were on the 'phone. I bailed, went home, had a stiff drink, and took a long, very hot shower.

I just couldn't eat that much s**t. The whole thing was shifty.