That's the biggest pile of horse$%#@ I've ever read.
But obviously it pays very well.
And, before I forget, you've obviously not read many of justine's previous articles. This one is mild compared to most. If you really want to be amused go over to his website (you will feel like taking a shower) afterwards and check out his proud archive of previous rants.
Look for the one immediately following 9/11. justine is besides himself with joy...he rants on about how America has been driven to it's knees and paralized with fear, etc...