And, before I forget, you've obviously not read many of justine's previous articles. This one is mild compared to most. If you really want to be amused go over to his website (you will feel like taking a shower) afterwards and check out his proud archive of previous rants.
Look for the one immediately following 9/11. justine is besides himself with joy...he rants on about how America has been driven to it's knees and paralized with fear, etc...
I'd rather not. I usually get pi**ed off and throw things at the computer. Then I yell real loudly and my neighbors call the funny farm to have me hauled away. LOL