Hafta work the drug war in there somewhere, along with Windows versus Linux versus Macintosh....
"Like this --->?" he asks; innocently......
"Libertarian Evolutionist Mormon Claims Robert E. Lee was Gay", and, if the TRUTH had NOT been spread by Episcopalian Bishops, the THEORY that today he'd be in the final stages of preparation to be surgically transformed in to: Roberta, the Linux based Mac user, posing as a 14 year old online, trying to entrap unwary Windows users to a meeting that is, in reality, a massive sting operative put on by JBT's involved in the WOD, would never have seen the light of day.