[archy]

Going off on a tangent here - I met a lot of Nigerians when I was in college (1970s). One fella offered me sex in return for cleaning his apartment every week. Still gives me the creeps just thinking about it.

My brother, M'bokwa Orkwzaana, is the former Nigerian Minister of Finance, and I am prepared to make you an offer via which you can become rich....

[radiohead]

My brother, M'bokwa Orkwzaana, is the former Nigerian Minister of Finance, and I am prepared to make you an offer via which you can become rich....

Hmmm. While this sounds intriguing, I think I'll pass. I hear there's some Nigerian scam going around...