USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Camp Run-A-Muck ~ WooHoo! ~ AUGUST 8, 2003

My "voices" & "kitty-katz", and FRiends of the Canteen

[tomkow6]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday...
Thank the Veterans who served in
The United States Armed Forces.

Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom?
Support The United States Armed Forces Today!

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Yeah, Radix's got his "Radixionary",

 

but me & my "voices" got somethin' BETTER!

one man's trash is another man's treasure!

Today, we're gonna' try & shed some light on something...

7 entries found for humor.

hu·mor    (hymr)

n.

1. The quality that makes something laughable or amusing; funniness: could not see the humor of the situation.

2. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.

3. The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing, comical, incongruous, or absurd. See Synonyms at wit¹.

4. One of the four fluids of the body, blood, phlegm, choler, and black bile, whose relative proportions were thought in ancient and medieval physiology to determine a person's disposition and general health.

5. Physiology.

    a.  A body fluid, such as blood, lymph, or bile.

    b. Aqueous humor.

    c. Vitreous humor.

6. A person's characteristic disposition or temperament: a boy of sullen humor.

7. An often temporary state of mind; a mood: I'm in no humor to argue.

     a.  A sudden, unanticipated whim. See Synonyms at mood¹.

     b. Capricious or peculiar behavior.

Humorous Pictures:

 

 

SLAPSTICK HUMOR!

Welcome to Camp RUN-A-MUK!

 

Where the Plan Of the Day is: Mirth...Merriment...and FUN!
Kick back! Relax! Tell a joke or two! Have a brew !

The BAR is OPEN!  We've got Eye candy...Mind candy...and 

Chicken soup for the soul!

Today's Feature: (....if you haven't guessed....)

HUMOR!

BLONDE HUMOR!

 Little Blonde FReeper !!

A blonde, Ms Feather, walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so Ms Feather hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Ms Feather returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Ms Feather, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" 

Ms Feather replies......................

"Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" 

Finally, a smart blonde.

 

DIRTY Humor:

We ain't EVEN goin' there!

Me & my "voices" get into enough trouble....

Please share your HUMOR with us &

the TROOPS!

 

[tomkow6]

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[tomkow6]

SALUTE!

 

 

[tomkow6]

Good morning, Tonk! Good morning, Canteen Crew! Good morning, EVERYBODY!

GOOD

MORNING

TROOPS!!

[Aeronaut]

Good morning Tom and all.

[tomkow6]

Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:

Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day,
were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker.
The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been
given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the
participants.

The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do
you have a last request?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you
please play the Macarena for me one last time?"

"Certainly," replied the warden.

He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son?
What is your final request?"

"Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."

[tomkow6]

Mornin', Aeronaut!

[tomkow6]

 

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[tomkow6]

Off to work.......

Back in a bit!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good morning, Tom! Good morning, Patriotic Pattie!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good morning, Aeronaut and Otto, and thank you both for your dedication to the flyover of protection for our troops' Canteen, a place where we offer a "touch of home" for our troops, our veterans, their families, and our allies.

[Aeronaut]

Goooooood Morning Kathy.

[Kathy in Alaska]

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good morning to you too. Have you made your trip to Florida yet?

[Kathy in Alaska]

Duty ~ Honor ~ Country

Click above to visit "A Day in the Life of President Bush"

[Aeronaut]

Have you made your trip to Florida yet?

I'm scheduled to leave Sept 16. (Otto's really looking foreward to it.)

[Kathy in Alaska]

A PRAYER OF PROTECTION

The light of God surround you
The love of God enfold you
The power of God protect you
The presence of God watch over you
Wherever you are,God is,
And all is well.
Amen.

Bless This House

Bless this house O Lord we pray;
Make it safe by night and day;
Bless these walls so firm and stout,
Keeping want and trouble out:
Bless the roof and chimneys tall,
Let thy peace lie over all;
Bless this door, that it may prove
ever open to joy and love.


Bless these windows shining bright,
Letting in God's heav'nly light;
Bless the hearth a'blazing there,
with smoke ascending like a prayer;
Bless the folk who dwell within,
keep them pure and free from sin;
Bless us all that we may be
Fit O Lord to dwell with thee;
Bless us all that one day we
May dwell O Lord with thee.

(Click on praying hands above, or on banner at the top to hear the music)

[Aeronaut]

Have you made your trip to Florida yet?

Oops; Sept is Arizona, I leave for Florida on Oct. 6. (Sorry about any confusion...)

[E.G.C.]

Good morning, Kathy and to everyone here at the freeper Canteen and to all of our military at home and abroad. Thank you for your continued service to our country.:-D

It's really hot and toasty here, folks. Hopefully we'll get some rain this weekend.

[E.G.C.]

BTTT!!!!!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good morning, E. I'm just about asleep. See ya in a few hours.