[1rudeboy]

Boy, that's sharp. Are you implying that such an alligator is in danger of rape from someone like me, much like the law is in danger of rape from the likes of you?

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Boy, that's sharp. Are you implying that such an alligator is in danger of rape from someone like me, much like the law is in danger of rape from the likes of you?

That's rich. You believe in totalitarian police powers, but I am the one I am raping the law.

I bet you and the boys at the station house get a good chuckle every time somebody you arrest "falls down the stairs."