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8-6-03

Posted on 08/06/2003 11:20:16 AM PDT by Paul Atreides



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: frenchfried
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1 posted on 08/06/2003 11:20:17 AM PDT by Paul Atreides
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Parisites.
2 posted on 08/06/2003 11:22:47 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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The water in the kiddie pool is always yellow.
3 posted on 08/06/2003 11:22:56 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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French crisis training:

When the plane you're in is hijacked, jump into the air a split-second before the crash to increase your odds of survival.
4 posted on 08/06/2003 11:23:01 AM PDT by ElectricStrawberry (Anyone that would dare protest peace-weenies by themselves is a friend of mine)
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People finally found a good use for French white wine.
5 posted on 08/06/2003 11:23:07 AM PDT by 4mycountry ( O.0}}}}}mind telepathy}}}}}0.O)
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Tadpoles retreat to their natural habitat.
6 posted on 08/06/2003 11:23:35 AM PDT by Bikers4Bush
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THEY'RE IN SEINE!
7 posted on 08/06/2003 11:23:40 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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Periodically, when Paris becomes too crowded, the French will throw themselves into the Seine by the thousands in order to prevent overpopulation.
8 posted on 08/06/2003 11:24:29 AM PDT by Sloth ("I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!" -- Jacobim Mugatu, 'Zoolander')
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That's an Eiffel.
9 posted on 08/06/2003 11:26:15 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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Crying, "We'd rather die than be French anymore!" two young boys (right) took a fatal plunge into a fetid Paris sewer this morning while, at left, 11-year-old Gallic modeling sensation Bonjour Lefitte painted her tonails, utterly oblivious to the lads' screaming torment.

10 posted on 08/06/2003 11:27:55 AM PDT by JennysCool
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Young frogs take their annual bath.
11 posted on 08/06/2003 11:28:38 AM PDT by Bob Buchholz
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Local Parisians take their annual bath.
12 posted on 08/06/2003 11:28:50 AM PDT by Welsh Rabbit
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Global warming has heated up Paris
13 posted on 08/06/2003 11:29:40 AM PDT by bert (Don't Panic!)
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Beat me by a few seconds...
14 posted on 08/06/2003 11:29:44 AM PDT by Welsh Rabbit
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Dont shoot we surrender!!
15 posted on 08/06/2003 11:30:30 AM PDT by DM1
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School children dive into the newly formed "Le Pool de Septique Fecale" during the week-long first annual "We Must Find A Way To Blame The Jews For The Damn Heat" celebration. The holiday concludes Sunday with a nationwide "Hygiene and Attitude -- How Low Can You Go?" competition along the Arc De Capitulation.
16 posted on 08/06/2003 11:31:09 AM PDT by Jokelahoma (Animal testing is a bad idea. They get all nervous and give wrong answers.)
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"Parisian children follow their leader Jacques Chirac's surrender to the islamic influence by jumping into the fetid Seine. When asked 'to jump', they replied 'how high?'."
17 posted on 08/06/2003 11:37:35 AM PDT by lilylangtree
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You're on a roll - french, of course.
18 posted on 08/06/2003 11:39:19 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun (DEM PARTY: Where character doesn't count for squat.)
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"And as the Eifel Tower sinks slowly in the west..."
19 posted on 08/06/2003 11:41:39 AM PDT by My2Cents ("Well....there you go again.")
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Ah Yes, the yearly bath in France. It's some sort of ritual....let's hope no frogs relieve themselves in this community bath.
20 posted on 08/06/2003 11:53:55 AM PDT by Arpege92
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