[Fawnn]

Speaking of things not to say to a cop, here are the ones I wrote back in 1998 -- back when you were still young enough to be swaddled in a burka:

Top 5 Things NOT to Say to a Cop

5. Couldn't pass the postal exam, eh?

4. Will you puh-lease get that light out of my eyes???

3. That isn't how you spell wreckless.

2. Excuse me! Did I ask for your opinion?

1. Here look! My gun's bigger than yours!

(I worked as a "sworn-at" PD employee -- as opposed to an officer who is a "sworn-in" PD employee -- for 10 years; my on-the-job list of things not to say would be different. ;) )

[minor49er]

In 1998 I was not young enough to be swaddled in a burka.
How young do you think I am?
That's only 5 years ago.
I am way older than 5 years old!

[LaDivaLoca]

Top 5 Things NOT to Say to a Cop

LOL! Twice I was stopped and all I had to do was flash my sweetest smile, bat my eyelashes and in my most ladylike voice ask, "yes, officer?" I love being a woman!!! LOL!