To: minor49er
Speaking of things not to say to a cop, here are the ones I wrote back in 1998 -- back when you were still young enough to be swaddled in a burka:
Top 5 Things NOT to Say to a Cop
5. Couldn't pass the postal exam, eh?
4. Will you puh-lease get that light out of my eyes???
3. That isn't how you spell wreckless.
2. Excuse me! Did I ask for your opinion?
1. Here look! My gun's bigger than yours!
(I worked as a "sworn-at" PD employee -- as opposed to an officer who is a "sworn-in" PD employee -- for 10 years; my on-the-job list of things not to say would be different. ;) )
152 posted on
08/06/2003 8:13:34 AM PDT by
Fawnn
(I think therefore I'm halfway there....)
To: Fawnn
In 1998 I was not young enough to be swaddled in a burka.
How young do you think I am?
That's only 5 years ago.
I am way older than 5 years old!
269 posted on
08/06/2003 2:20:28 PM PDT by
minor49er
(.............To attend the anti-burka convention-Call tomkow at 1-888-555-1212............)
To: Fawnn; minor49er
Top 5 Things NOT to Say to a Cop LOL! Twice I was stopped and all I had to do was flash my sweetest smile, bat my eyelashes and in my most ladylike voice ask, "yes, officer?" I love being a woman!!! LOL!
325 posted on
08/06/2003 6:13:15 PM PDT by
LaDivaLoca
(Burkas for sale - Buy 1 TAKE 2 FREE!!! Call Tomkow or Minor49er at 1-888-555-1212)
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