To: RoughDobermann
Ever hear the joke about the guy who drives up in a chauffeured limo to a trendy night club and asks one of the ladies standign outside, "Would you have sex with me for $1,000,000"?
To which she readily said, "Yes, I would"!
Then the man said, "Would you have sex with me for $25"?
The woman replied, "What kind of girl do you think I am"?
The man says, "We have already established that. Now we are just dickering over price".
23 posted on
08/04/2003 9:03:25 AM PDT by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
To: Blood of Tyrants
LOL!
26 posted on
08/04/2003 9:08:34 AM PDT by
RoughDobermann
(Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!)
To: Blood of Tyrants
I've read that joke was attributed to several famous people, including George Bernard Shaw, Oscar Wilde, Winston Churchill, and Groucho Marx.
The most readily available I could find reads:
There is a famous anecdote: George Bernard Shaw sat next to a famous actress at dinner one evening and said, "Madam, would you sleep with me for some, for ten thousand pounds?" And she said, "I suppose I might. " Then he said, "Would you sleep with me five pounds?" And she said, "What do you take me for!" and Shaw answered, "We have already established that. Now we are trying to established the price."
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