[Sacajaweau]

Now how am I going to eat, read and hold a lightbulb at the same time??

[Elliott Jackalope]

Easy. You hold the lightbulb in your mouth. Didn't you ever see Uncle Fester from the old Adams Family TV show? Anyone have a picture handy?

[Elliott Jackalope]

Although that might make eating a tad difficult. Milk shakes through a straw perhaps?