[Miss Marple]

This must be why there is this sudden push on homosexuality and "metrosexuals." They are trying to make masculinity uncool.

Sorry, but I'm not buying their spin.

[McGavin999]

You want the most magnificent army the world has ever seen, full of ferocious, dedicated, and intelligent alpha males and females, to swiftly hunt down whoever was responsible and destroy them, with extreme prejudice. And when they do, you get down on your knees and thank God that an alpha-male was in charge

That was MY reaction, and it remains my reaction.

[mcenedo]

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[lonestar]

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[whereasandsoforth]

The democrats have been reduced to being a bad Vaudeville show. Act after act keeps rushing out on stage to perform their schitck, and act after act keeps bombing. But the show must go on! Even they know it stinks, but the crap they have rehearshed is all they have to offer. So they keep on dancing and singing while the spotlight shines, then cry and moan and point fingers at each other backstage.

[Muleteam1]

A Democrat cannot define masculinity because it is a personality trait which their character lacks. But if they should attempt this, certainly no male Democrat should try since most of the testosterone in the Democratic Party is found in their whiskered and frumpy females.

Muleteam1

[Brad’s Gramma]

So what are they attacking now? His masculinity.

I'm sorry, but that's just about the funniest thing I've read yet. Who in the name of Heaven do they think they're going to fool???

[Jorge]

He wasn’t asked whether some foreign agent in a distant country was having sex, he was asked if he had sex.

Their judgement is so compromised by years of defending Clinton lies...they can no longer discern what is really a lie and what is not.

[WorkingClassFilth]

Well, I don't know.

I've always been deeply inspired by men that cannot decide which pant leg to put on in the morning and get their walking orders from nagging shrews that run their lives. Men with sweating palms and rounded shoulders. And in women, well, say no more! Who can possibly resist the glaring, rage-filled eyes of the average sociopath lesbian. What models for the vanguard of Socialist progress. What paragons of progressive utopian thought.

That's it. Enough of my sloth and ennui!

Tomorrow, I will shave my week's growth. Heck, I'll shave my armpits, legs and ass as well. I'll splash on a little Ralph and slip into my favorite silky lounging number while I tune in NPR and await instructions for the next phase of male evolution.

Hey. Wait a second. Just tonight, I tore off the roof on my shed and have half the siding on my garage to complete. Not to mention the 240V leg that needs conduit trenching to power up the garage for my table saw. How am I gonna juggle that with my aromatherapy and interpretive dance classes?

Oh, dammit all. It's getting so crazy that girls and boys just can't balance all the things we want to be. I might as well stay the course and provide a living example of the post-glacial Neanderthal.

[Mr. Mojo]

Did anyone here catch the film of Algore attempting to throw a football a month or two before the election? It was downright embarrasssing -- he heaved it like an uncoordinated resident of West Hollywood or Greenwich Village (iow, a fairy). When I saw that I was sure that Bush had the election wrapped up ....IF the media showed it a lot. As it turned out, word quickly got out that his gridiron adventure was having the exact opposite effect as Algore intended, and the media stopped showing it immediately.

[Beth]

So who are they going to hold up as their Dimwit ideal of masculinity? Henry Waxman? that bloated and bent one? Jerrold Nadler? Jane Reno?

[Maigrey]

Have you seen this?

[NYpeanut]

Ain't that a man
I spell mmm, aaa child, nnn
That represents man
No B, O child, Y
That mean mannish boy
Man
I'm a full grown man
Man

Apologies to Muddy.