"When did that fat secretary killer serve in the Army? I certainly don't remember hearing about his tour of duty. The only thing he ever served was a drink, to himself."
His career as an Ordnance officer was cut short when, tragically, during the Vietnam Era, he was selected to test Buick's submission for the submersible riverine watercraft contract.
11 posted on 08/01/2003 4:44:06 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack