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Woman accused of stabbing her husband in face with crab
Star Democrat through WorldNetDaily
| July 30, 2003
Posted on 07/31/2003 4:43:59 AM PDT by sauropod
Woman accused of stabbing her husband in face with crab
07/30/2003
PRESTON - A Preston woman was arrested after an alleged fight with her husband on Thursday.
According to police, Sherry Lynn Harrison, 28, and her husband, Alvin J. Harrison Jr., 33 allegedly argued at their home at 5980 Newton Road in Preston. Police said Mrs. Harrison allegedly took a hard-shell crab and stabbed Mr. Harrison in the face with the pointed end of the shell. Mrs. Harrison allegedly bit Mr. Harrison on his right forearm when he attempted to restrain her, said police. Police said Mr. Harrison refused medical treatment for his injuries.
Mrs. Harrison was arrested and charged with second-degree assault. She is being held at the Caroline County Detention Center on $1,000 bond.
©The Star Democrat 2003
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; US: Maryland
KEYWORDS: ouch
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Beats being beaten with a dead cat!
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posted on
07/31/2003 4:43:59 AM PDT
by
sauropod
To: hellinahandcart; Lil'freeper; big'ol_freeper; shezza; Abundy; Tolerance Sucks Rocks; Pippin; ...
A fine Maryland tradition ;-)
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posted on
07/31/2003 4:45:13 AM PDT
by
sauropod
("Come over here and make me. I dare you. You little fruitcake, you little fruitcake.")
To: hellinahandcart; Lil'freeper; big'ol_freeper; shezza; Abundy; Tolerance Sucks Rocks; Pippin; ...
A fine Maryland tradition ;-)
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posted on
07/31/2003 4:45:54 AM PDT
by
sauropod
("Come over here and make me. I dare you. You little fruitcake, you little fruitcake.")
To: sauropod
Office roomies say "Ouch! That's gotta hurt!"
To: sauropod
crabby b&$%h...:-)
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posted on
07/31/2003 4:52:58 AM PDT
by
Andonius_99
(sorry...bad pun)
To: sauropod
Wouldn't you love to be the neighbor of these people?
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posted on
07/31/2003 4:53:17 AM PDT
by
yankeedame
("Born with the gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad.")
To: sauropod
Now that's something you don't read about every day. Although with the current trend of the press beating a topic into the ground we can expect to see more stories like this.
Do we need a 24 wait before one can buy a crab? And what about lobster? Ever see the claws on those things?
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posted on
07/31/2003 4:53:17 AM PDT
by
Vesuvian
To: sauropod
I misread. I thought it said, "Wife gives husband the crabs". That has got to hurt.
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posted on
07/31/2003 4:54:10 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(!!!!!!! sdrawkcab si enilgat ym ,em pleh esaelP)
Comment #9 Removed by Moderator
To: sauropod
When crabs are outlawed only outlaws will have crabs.....
LQ
To: inthered
I've never read a pun that caused actual physical pain, until today.
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posted on
07/31/2003 5:02:36 AM PDT
by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: sauropod
She'd better shell out, otherwise this may scuttle her whole marriage to her husband Clawed.
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posted on
07/31/2003 5:03:32 AM PDT
by
Jhensy
To: Jhensy
shell shock
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posted on
07/31/2003 5:06:15 AM PDT
by
Vaduz
To: sauropod
wonder if she did it just for the halibut,
or was it a fluke occurance ?
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posted on
07/31/2003 5:07:24 AM PDT
by
grjr21
To: Vaduz
crabstab
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posted on
07/31/2003 5:09:52 AM PDT
by
ovrtaxt
( Support real tax reform - HR 25! See http://www.fairtax.org)
To: grjr21
maybe he came home and he smelt funny.
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posted on
07/31/2003 5:10:31 AM PDT
by
ovrtaxt
( Support real tax reform - HR 25! See http://www.fairtax.org)
To: grjr21
You're really starting to flounder now. And you're doing it on porpoise. This will be my sole comment on the issue.
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posted on
07/31/2003 5:12:19 AM PDT
by
speedy
To: sauropod
Pod,
Is this in Virginia? Just wondering.
Comment #19 Removed by Moderator
To: sauropod
He had a mallet, he could have defended himself!
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posted on
07/31/2003 5:18:07 AM PDT
by
Hatteras
(The Thundering Herd Of Turtles ROCK!)
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