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To: tomkow6; All

Here is today's hopefully-not-as-feeble-as-tomkow's attempt at humor:

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"

The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.

The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.

This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.

28 posted on 07/31/2003 4:40:59 AM PDT by minor49er

Oh boy, I wasn't expecting the ending on that one.

37 posted on 07/31/2003 4:50:13 AM PDT by beachn4fun (Notice to PETA---how come you never protest the Running of the Bulls in Spain?)

ROTFL!!!! You keep this up and I am not going to need to do a "Warm up exercise"!!! Great Job!

Congratulations on the post with Honda!!!!

You did it!

40 posted on 07/31/2003 4:54:08 AM PDT by SouthernHawk

LMAO! Good morning, minor!! Absolutely hilarious feeble attempt at humor. Very good!

88 posted on 07/31/2003 7:52:51 AM PDT by MoJo2001 (God Bless Our Troops and Allies!)

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