[Fzob]

Bachelor parties are a bizarre and unique tradition. Women have an entire array of rites, bachelorette parties and bridal showers and baby showers and Tupperware parties and Mary Kay brainwashings and oh-my-God-look-at-these-super- cute-shoes-I-got-on-sale showers and few indeed are the men who can tell any of them apart, really, except one features some nice finger sandwiches and Baby Gap swag and at the other everyone gives vibrators and bad lingerie. Or something.

Very interesting. It seem Ms. Mordford knows more about bachelorette parties than bachelor parties. Why am I not surprised.

[ICX]

Bah! I was beaten to the punch.

"Women have an entire array of rites, bachelorette parties and bridal showers and baby showers and Tupperware parties and Mary Kay brainwashings and oh-my-God-look-at-these-super- cute-shoes-I-got-on-sale showers and few indeed are the men who can tell any of them apart, really, except one features some nice finger sandwiches and Baby Gap swag and at the other everyone gives vibrators and bad lingerie. Or something."



It's nice that he disclaimed that with 'or something.' Otherwise he might come off...you know...like a fag.