Great joke, Hurkin. Surprisingly, in comparison to Philly,
south Jersey is much more rural than I expected. No Camaros around here - just lots of pickup trucks. :-)
Coleus, you mentioned property taxes. Our property taxes are almost equivalent now to our mortgage and mortgage insurance combined. I've spoken with other NJ homeowners who've said the same. And those taxes are due to be raised again. Soon, they'll exceed our house payments. Some people may be literally taxed out of their homes.
My aunt was taxed out of her house two years ago, after 45 yrs. in the same house! It's terrible. I just found out that a senior in Yonkers pays only $2,700.00/yr. in taxes.