(reprise) DFU SONG: California Here I Come (Hillary comes to save Gray)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 7-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - CALIFORNIA HERE I COME

(La la la la la la la la…..la la la la la la la la)

Gray-out Davis is in trouble and now what is Gray-out gonna do
He has phoned up Satan's Daughter in New York and said "I'm needing you"

California, here she comes…with her crusty pantsuit buns

Some are hoping there will be an earthquake when her plane is touching down

California, here she comes…with her crusty pantsuit buns
I'm warning, she'd better stay out of reach
I'll lose it if I find out that she's been out on the beach

California, here she comes…with her crusty pantsuit buns
Those illegal aliens…I would rather have than her

California, here she comes…with her crusty pantsuit buns
Perhaps a tsunami will come to pass
And maybe, good fortune…it will wash away her fat ***

California, here she comes…with her crusty pantsuit buns
Issa has Gray on the run…California, here she comes

[doug from upland]

One word changed from the original --- Issa instead of Simon.

[doug from upland]

Rapist and *itch come to California to save incompetent governor.

[doug from upland]

here's the link for previous post

[Cindy]

[oyez]

I guess they will blame Davis' incompetance on some sort of VRWC. Grey just can't cut it, plain and simple.

[SevenofNine]

RACK ITTT Doug

Old Crusty in Pantsuit that is veryyy funny DUDE you make me laugh very hard

RACKKK ITTT

[SAJ]

This is an excellent experiment in practical politics.

Should Dufus **still** lose, despite the intervention of BJ and PIAPS, perhaps the entire nation will get lucky and the notion will finally sink into her tiny mind and galactic-sized ego that, gee, maybe she can't run for higher office and win.

Well, one can always hope.