I just saw this in the classified ads:
For Sale:Paper Shredder, Turbo model. 230 horse power, water cooled, 220 volt, single phase, optional dimpled-chad mode. Well used but kept in constant readiness and maintained constantly. 4 years remaining on extended warranty. Free delivery and set up in New York area. Call Hillary at xxx-xxx-xxxx. Please leave a message, I'll call back sometime in the next couple of months when I get home.
Have a great time! LOL!