[TheSpottedOwl]

Honey, you are my liver, and my pancreas! Without you I would be polluted, and never taste the sweetness of life. Oh, yes, and you are my heart, and all the rest of my internal organs. Yea! you are my very entrails. Yuck! you're like something out of CSI! How could I ever have come near you! A bimbo, a bimbo, my kingdom for a bimbo!

ROTF!!!! The writer nails him but good.

[Sacajaweau]

"Vanessa, honey, I swear this was the only time". I just hugged her because she was sad...and then, and then...Well, it was the devil, yeh, that's it..the devil made me do it".