[Chad Fairbanks]

Of course number 20 is false - what self-respecting man would beat his wife with anything thinner than his thumb?



(j/k)

[ODDITHER]

Re what self respecting man would beat his wife with something narrower than his thumb?

Answer: the same self respecting man that chose to lie about a 2 by 4. The only reason they didn't use another part of a man's anatomy to measure the stick, is because they knew that they woulc lie just like they did with the 2 by 4.