[cake_crumb]

"The German producer, Rainer Grupe, obtained the rights to the book back in 1996, and claims that it is a 'realistic' picture of the American military presence in Germany"

That 'splains it. Yes, we need to pull all of our troops out of Germany.

I know I won't watch it. Or any Disney or Miramax film ever again.

[Darksheare]

Or, we could do the opposite.
Send in more troops, quietly take over, force them to shower and shave, and then leave.
Make them all shiver and quake while smelling pretty for once.