[NittanyLion]

Like I'm going to be terrified of somewone weilding a fingernail clipper.

Maybe they'll give you an ingrown nail...

[Darksheare]

*Falls to the floor of the plane in agony*
Get him boys! He's felled me with an ingrown nail!
*Badguy brandishes a huge ingrown toenail*
Look out! He's got an ingrown toenail!

Umm.. better not continue that one..

[rockfish59]

I hear that toenail clippers are the hot item on the street now!
The BATF just raided our drug store for having a cache of 'Assault Style' clippers!!
You never know when a high schooler will 'go off' on a clipping spree.......
Something the Million Mom Marchers, Dianne Feinstein and Sarah Brady are just waiting for!