[rockfish59]

I hear that toenail clippers are the hot item on the street now!
The BATF just raided our drug store for having a cache of 'Assault Style' clippers!!
You never know when a high schooler will 'go off' on a clipping spree.......
Something the Million Mom Marchers, Dianne Feinstein and Sarah Brady are just waiting for!

[Darksheare]

Emery boards are next!
Just wait until someone gets filed to death.. It'll be a massacre!
Clipped and filed, oh the humanity!
(Sometimes I wonder if they actually read FR, and get some of their harebrained ideas off of our sarcasm thinking that our sarcasm is a good idea...)