Saddam’s Sons Unhappy with Virgins

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[Sir Gawain]

Saddam’s Sons Unhappy with Virgins
[23/07/03] AFTERLIFE - Saddam Hussein's sons Uday and Qusay died in a 3 hour gun battle with U.S. troops late Tuesday. Terrorist groups supporting the former Iraq regime have long believed that god would compensate the sacrifice of ones own life for his land. In particular becoming a martyr is rewarded by god with 70 virgins. Iraqi loyalist Hathout is expecting some fun in the afterlife The death of the famous ace of clubs and ace of hearts has triggered much interest in the 70 virgins they were to receive. Many of the remaining Bath party loyalists have very little to look forward to and are anxiously waiting receipt of their 70 virgins in afterlife. “I can’t wait for my virgins, its all I have left” said former Iraqi health minister Maher Hathout. U.S. Muslim leaders expressed outrage Tuesday at what they are calling a made-up claim about the afterlife. Members of the Muslim Public Affairs Council (MPAC), a Muslim advocacy organization, have contact associates in the afterlife to see just how Uday and Ousay are doing. The Hussein virgins wait for the boys MPAC released a joint statement with The White House late Tuesday stating the two men were responsible for countless atrocities committed against the Iraqi people over a period of many years. It added that they have surprisingly received the said virgins although they may not be happy with the 70 hairy virgin males received. MPAC would like to stress that in order to receive quality virgins in the afterlife Muslims must practice peace and happiness.

[Sir Gawain]

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[Texaggie79]

Think anyone would be happy with those virgins?

[Oztrich Boy]

aren't the virgins reserved for martyrs, not scum blown up real good while hiding in a bog?

[Slyfox]

You who! Uday!

[corkoman]

that hilarious but you have to read the caption under the 2nd photo to get it.

[ErnBatavia]

This Bud's for you, Oofay! Goofay can fight for seconds.

[red-dawg]

"I'm waiting for Uday, I heard he had big hands"

[Gorzaloon]

aren't the virgins reserved for martyrs, not scum blown up real good while hiding in a bog?

Oh, no, these guys get perpetual virgins.

Goats, with frying pans grafted onto their hindquarters.

"More beautiful than the boys of Kandahar are the dark-eyed goats of Paradise, with Chrome-Moly hymens".

(OK, I made that part up.)

[ErnBatavia]

Good! Now we have one for each of 'em!

[red-dawg]

Great minds and all that jazz.

[DoctorMichael]

Just desserts.

I wonder what Allah is saying to these two homicidal psychopaths right now. It can't be good.

[Gorzaloon]

OMG, I never though I would feel sorry for those two!

What a picture.

"When the hurly-burly's done;

When the battle's lost, and won.

We shall meet upon the heath with MacBeth."

[Pan_Yans Wife]

You heard about the other translation of the Quran, that claims you get seventy RAISINS, not virgins? I'm not joking, there is some confusion as to what the reward truly is supposed to be.

[Gorzaloon]

I wonder what Allah is saying to these two homicidal psychopaths right now. It can't be good.

Probably "You're Fired.".

Though Big Al seems to be a pretty weird dude.

Maybe it's just "Keep away from my wife when I pick her up at kindergarten."

[Mind-numbed Robot]

Raisins are nice.

[Alouette]

[Iowa Granny]

Not to be missed

[Focault's Pendulum]

Think anyone would be happy with those virgins?

Oh Baby!!! Hit me! Beat me! Make me write bad checks!!

[El Gato]

It added that they have surprisingly received the said virgins although they may not be happy with the 70 hairy virgin males received.

They'll probably love 'em. Well, be pleased with them at any rate. They are Arabs and Muslims you know, who have a saying "A woman is an obligation, but a boy..", although these seem to be a bit over the hill to be "boys". Tough Shiite.