[discostu]

For our first anniversary (paper) I bought her a bunch of books about spouse killers. She doesn't collect pictures of dead people, she reads true crime, most true crime books have a photo section and about half have pictures of the bodies. I like thumbing through the picture to see how ugly the "beautiful" victims are (in the text all victims are beautiful or hansome, brilliant and with a bright future, then you look at the picture and you see a hollow eyed gap-toothed redneck wearing a 7-11 uniform).

If she didn't have any screws loose I'd have never had a chance with her ;)

[blackdog]

Well, at least a "thanks" is in order for taking her out of the single women pool. Maybe for your next anniversary you can take her to the shooting range to teach her how to handle the snub nosed 38 you just bought her? I bet you get some good lovin that night! Just don't give in to that urge to go to bed with a Polaroid if you know what I mean?

[ken5050]

I'm surprised as yet not one joke about "necrophilia".......LOL..