Star Jones Thinks Bush lied about Uday & Qusay Death

The View ^

[Republican Red]

Just happened to have the TV on to The View. Starr Jones says that the timing of Uday & Qusay's death is suspicious. She said that the Hussein boys' death might have happened days ago and the administration held on to the news so as to release yesterday to stop the "freefall" Bush's poll numbers are taking.

This must be the new DNC talking point.

[talleyman]

Who is Star Jones? What is "the View"? (And who cares?)

[PortugeeJoe]

Dang! Don't you know it's lunchtime here in the East!!!

[new cruelty]

Why ask if you don't care?

[FourPeas]

Hold it! Hold it! The headlines says, "Star Jones Thinks...." This is an obvious, blatant lie. Ms. Jones, a good liberal, would never think, she feels.

I demand that we all immediately cease and desist all this horrible criticism of this wonderful, feeling woman. Afterall, we're being intolerant of her feelings, her belief system.

[proust]

Separated at birth?

[Arrowhead1952]

Separated at birth? LOL, just a face lift. That's all. Please don't insult animals (pigs) like that.

[Steve_Seattle]

The Dems complain about well-connected-but-average students like Bush getting into Ivy League schools, but I worry more about know-nothings like Starr Jones being given a forum on national tv to spout their uninformed views.

[bedolido]

thanks for the laughs... funniest thread in awhile.

[Athelas]

Its just wrong to compare this swine to that beautiful graceful whale.

Take it back!

Oh wait..Star said Bush lied? Well that's good enough for me. I'm off to moveon.org to donate to the Dean campaign now. Not.

[Between the Lines]

Miss Jones should be careful of her weight. It is a scientific fact that massive Stars turn into black holes. Should this happen I suggest no one should go near her as nothing can escape a black hole because its gravitational pull is so great and nothing can escape, not even light. Black holes distort the space around them sucking in all matter near them.

[bushfamfan]

What was the reaction to her? That broad is a real bi**h. That show displays Barbara Walters bias against Republicans and they spew their hatred for the President constantly. This is just the latest example from that show.

[Sicon]

Somebody get her a cheeseburger, quick! Clearly, she is getting delirious because she hasn't eaten in the last 20 seconds.

[Aquinasfan]

remember your ABC's

Yeow! That's even more painful. And then there was the plaid shirt...

[Itzlzha]

I guess there was a picture of Star Jones in your post...but her mass is is such that light is bending near her, so all I see is a blur of shadows....

This woman is so large that she draws 18-wheelers into her orbit when she walks down the street!

[Between the Lines]

See post #150

[SwinneySwitch]

I be crackin' up here!

[Itzlzha]

{Star Jones} Personal quotes "I define Bitch, it's a Babe In Total Control of Herself."

Yeah, someone who measures their weight on a stellar level is "in control of herself"!

Hey, Star...when you can push away from the table before you eat the equivalent of several small African Countries total output in one sitting, then you can talk about being "In Total Control of Herself"!!!

[Itzlzha]

It's hard to determine her exact weight, since she possesses a localized gravity field of her own, and objects fall to her instead of the floor.

LOL...obviously anothe FReeper with a Scientific background...see my posts, we think alike here.

[Itzlzha]

LOL!! Another FReeper Scientist heard from!

[Pagey]

Imagine this fact:She has to wake up everyday and look at her dome in the mirror.That would make anybody bitter.I also wonder: If she accidentally fell from a Yacht,would all of that hot air inside her,allow her to float?