Saddam's sons are dead!!!

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[Dog]

Breaking..

[PsyOp]

Would it surprise you if they killed him for screwing up their inheritance???

Not at all. I think it's significant that Saddam was not found with them. I am inclined to think that daddy must have expired earlier. If any more tapes from "Saddam" come out that do not reference Uday and Qusay, then its certain it was canned prior to hostilities.

Here's a little poem I came up with to mark the occassion:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Qusay's dead,
And Uday, too.

As for the bodies, I think they should do like in the old west and prop them up in open coffins outside the Military HQ in Bahgdad. Maybe charge a few dinars to any locals that want a pictures of themselves taken next to the bodies. Then, after they're good and ripe, publicly feed them to the hogs.

[First Amendment]

Roasting in Peace! Fodder for the Fires! Targets for Pitchforks! And finally, they quit using up valuable oxygen!

[CheneyChick]

I love your spontaneous and inspirational poetry skills!

I'd pay to have my picture with those two stiffs - maybe have a "Weekend at Bernie's" flair to the backdrop....

[PsyOp]

I'd pay for that pic, too. In fact, that gives me an idea for funding the war on terrorism. Every time we bag one of these weenies, put them in a hermetically sealed glass coffin and send them on tour. Encourage people to get their pics taken with each and every one of them (get your picture taken with the whole deck!). We could start a new fad, and a $5 a pop we could finance the whole thing quite easily, I think.

[capydick]

You know this could go on for quite some time. Let's save the best for Hussein and OBL.....

[Sir Francis Dashwood]

There once was a man from Tikrit, whose sons were made into dead meat...

[fly_so_free]

ROTFL

Love the Weekend at Bernies picture. The ideas about proping up the bodies and letting people take pictures with them is great too. I do think the Iraqi people will need to see the bodies, in order to realize these 2 brutal slime balls are now dead, and won't ever come back to hurt them .

My name is Udaye
My brother's Quosaye
Our daddy was Saddam Huessein

There's no question that we are insane
We all lived the high life
While inflicting torture and pain

One day shove came to push
Daddy messed with
President Bush

Then it all got quite scary
To our land
Came the U.S. military.

Daddy's regime, and statues fell
And now my brother and I,
We are rotting in Hell.

I'm a poet and don't know it ;-)
(Not)