This has nothing to do with the infamous 16 words.
Outlandish prediction from Alberta's Child: Neither of Saddam Hussein's sons was actually killed, and if they were captured they will not be kept in U.S. custody for long -- they will be returned to Saddam Hussein.
Oh, and the incessant sniping and ambushes against our troops will cease, too.
Granted. I'd just like to see a news event massive enough to stop the feeding frenzy. This just may be such an event.