'Queer Eye' for the Straight Girl

Viacom recently announced that its plan to create a gay and lesbian culture channel, co-managed by the gay-friendly MTV and Showtime networks, has been shelved. Here's one good reason: NBC's Bravo network is rapidly becoming the go-to gay channel.

A quick check of the Bravo Web site on July 17 finds promotion for the upcoming dating show "Boy Meets Boy," a gay-male reality dating show a la "The Bachelor," with the twist that some of the "gay" bachelors are really playacting heterosexuals. The site also promotes their airing of the 1999 movie "Flawless" with this sentence: "Can a homophobic stroke victim and a flamboyant drag queen help each other find self-esteem?" Traditional values are so misguided they've become an illness. Don't you love those films where the ultraconservative character recovers from the illness of his ways?

But the first blooming flower of this cultural revolution was "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy," which premiered on Tuesday, July 15, to record numbers for Bravo. Their ratings at that hour rose from No. 38 to No. 2. Bravo quickly planned a rerun for Thursday to build viewership.

The premise of the show is for a "Fab Five" of gay men to "transform a style-deficient and culture-deprived straight man from drab to fab" in each of their respective categories: fashion, food and wine, interior design, grooming and culture. Bravo's publicity copy also explained: "Straight guys turn in their pleats for flat fronts, learn about wines that don't come in a jug and come to understand why hand soap is not a good shampoo (and vice versa). When the journey is done, a freshly scrubbed, newly enlightened, ultra-hip man emerges."

Tom Shales of The Washington Post objected to the "stereotypes on parade" in this series, and I agree. It's stereotypical to think of only gay men as top-notch connoisseurs of food, wine, culture, design and grooming. How heterophobic. It's the Gay Supremacy Hour. I'm sure I'm not the only one who reads Bravo's ad copy and wonders if we're talking hate crimes here. Ever seen a show more dedicated to a "straight-bashing" proposition?

Try this idea for a show, and tell me how many seconds it would last in a Hollywood pitch session: "A team of five fabulous straight guys teach a masculinity-deprived gay man how to throw a football, hunt for game, drink something manlier than fruity wine coolers and appreciate the fiction of Tom Clancy. When the journey is done, a newly enlightened, ultra-manly man emerges."

Why not? Let's try it with a racial twist, where blacks are cured of their stereotyped fancy for fried chicken, watermelon and malt liquor. Any takers in enlightened Tinseltown? It almost makes you want to start a Straight Male Anti-Defamation Alliance. But guess what? That's not very manly.

Lesbians can forget copycatting this show. You can't imagine a team of five lesbians teaching a straight girl how to be more appealing to men. Here's why: "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" is not pitched at the straight guy. It's pitched at the straight girl. It's "Will and Grace" for the reality-show set. Straight guys aren't the most attracted demographic to "makeover" shows. If you doubt me, witness the array of commercials on the premiere: chick flicks, makeup, leg razors, designer eyeglasses, designer SUVs. (The show is almost a parody of product placement, a veritable plug-a-minute infomercial. Redken hair products received four separate plugs.)

When you watch the show, the "Fab Five" are constantly insulting the "fashion victim," acting especially horrified at the show's beginning. He's asked if he gets all his clothing at Home Depot and if his drawers are "organized by ugly, uglier and ugliest." The interior designer suggests the guy's apartment looks like the home of a psychopath: "without you here to represent yourself, I would have looked at this and called the police." Another calls it "a crack den." But it evolves -- yippee! -- into a we-kid-because-we-love ethos, and the show ends with everybody being thrilled about how the fairy godfathers have created the straight man's new looks and new confidence.

It's also -- surprise, surprise -- drenched in references to raw, perverted homosexual sex. In the premiere, the lads wonder whether stains are from "soy sauce or boy sauce," wear aprons from the "Horny as Hell Kitchen," and goad the straight man with constant pleas to undress, try out the new bed with a friend and kiss the designers.

This crud may be acceptable for that element in our culture that's already earning an advanced degree in Sin Acceptance. But it's also acceptable to the gang at NBC and the suits upstairs at General Electric? Remember this when you buy your next light bulb: Is GE always bringing good things to life?

Brent Bozell is President of Media Research Center, a TownHall.com member group.

Thank you for your voice of reason amidst this sea of hate mongering.
And no I am decidedly not gay, but I am horrified by the breadth and vociferousness of the hatefullness running rampent among this boards.
What is wrong with you people?:I particularly find the so called Christians with thier obligatory biblical references to sodom and gommorah, the most loathesome in thier clueless hypocrosisy----HELLO!.... did Christ not teach tolerence and ACCEPTENCE, especially for those who are the moST to difficult to accept among us-and while i am not saying that homosexuals SHOULD be the difficult to accept, nor tha they need forgiveness for anything, but the fact is many here seem to belive tha they are sinners deserving of malice, this for whatever personal reason from thier OWN latent homosexuality,to the simple need to hate, period.

Either way, if you are going to call yourself a Christian or use christian dogma to rationalize your own fear and hate do this instead; put on your thinking cap-(if you have one,) go a little deeper than you are accustomed to and even if its only the old "let he among you that is without sin cast the first stone" concept use it-get on your knees right now and pray for all sinners as well as for your own hate-filled hearts--

Now-about the show....

Its an entertaining CONCEPT/program-- the bottomline being Gay MEN HELPING -STRAIGHT MEN TO BE BETTER MATES TO thier WOMEN VIA the whole makeover route-(sans cosmetic surgery as the makeovers must becompleted within 24 hrs!).

The show of course uses the gay/straight man dynamic with all of its to-be-expected-straight-guy discomfiture and homophobia, to its advanatage, as it is this that lends the show so much of its appeal and humor.

It also would seem quite clear that every straight guy "star" of the show has been ecstaticlly happy with the end results of his "life makeover" and we the audience,while privy to the mens dramatic surface transormation in appearnce we are also made privy to a much more significant change and this is the change that comes from within when we change whats on the outside-(or when someone who loves us lights a fire under us to do so!) a decidedly more confident, positive and seemingly hope-infused man consistently emerges at the end of every show-and I persnally have noted that every man, no matter how recalcitrant or stoic, or even fearful they started outin the end each one is genuinely appreciative of these five men -that served as thier own personal harbingers of self esteem via positive change-

Now what could posibly be bad about this?

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