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"I've never seen such a large net being cast in the 15 years I've been in the business," Gow said.

That's because employees of the federal goobermint are much, much more important than ordinary... sniff... citizens.

[Grut]

That's because employees of the federal goobermint are much, much more important than ordinary... sniff... citizens.

Well, without the ruling class to guide and provide an example for us, society would quickly descend into chaos. So you can see why they get special service. Besides, they're just nicer!

[Lockbar]

I guess the new rule is if a girl is raped and the suspect is seen running into a suburban neighborhood to escape, all males from maybe 20 square block area should be hauled into jail and have their DNA taken to see if there is match with the rape suspect? OK, now I get it. Big brother is watching!