J. Lo gets behind computerization of certain assets (Butt Made Smaller On Movie Poster)

Will we see Hillary going this route too? Maybe Hillary will have her butt electronically miniaturized for all future appearances.

1 posted on 07/18/2003 6:18:06 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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2 posted on 07/18/2003 6:18:50 AM PDT by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)

Hollywood has hit bottom......again....

3 posted on 07/18/2003 6:19:23 AM PDT by smiley

Here is the J-Lo poster that has been electronically altered to give J-Lo a smaller butt and a bigger chest. Perhaps some graphic artist out there can restore the TRUE proportions of J-Lo on this poster.

4 posted on 07/18/2003 6:22:17 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (He who laughs last was too dumb to figure out the joke first)

Maybe Hillary will have her butt electronically miniaturized for all future appearances.

Consider the computing power needed.

5 posted on 07/18/2003 6:23:36 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (The Preview button is for wimps!)

6 posted on 07/18/2003 6:25:59 AM PDT by Sloth ("I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!" -- Jacobim Mugatu, 'Zoolander')

Maybe Hillary will have her butt electronically miniaturized for all future appearances.

No, she's just keeping him as far away from her as possible. An easy task since he doesn't exactly mind.

-Eric

7 posted on 07/18/2003 6:30:38 AM PDT by E Rocc (Reality is to liberals what garlic is to vampires.)

That back-bend, chest-up posture will give her sciatica. My back aches just thinking of those agonized vertebrae. And who's the guy who thinks he's The Fonz?

8 posted on 07/18/2003 6:32:38 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I'm a right wingnut, I admit it!)

I thought her butt was what she was famous for. This would be like using the computer to downplay Brooke Shields' eyebrows.

9 posted on 07/18/2003 6:32:55 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady (Let them eat cake.)

Hitlary ALREADY had her eyes altered to look blue for her Lying History.

10 posted on 07/18/2003 6:33:11 AM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Crom!)

Okay we see the ALTERED poster. Now let's see the poster BEFORE the alterations. BTW, I have a feeling this flick will be a bomb.

11 posted on 07/18/2003 6:33:23 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (He who laughs last was too dumb to figure out the joke first)

To: ewing; homeschool mama

A J-Lo "baby got less back" ping.

12 posted on 07/18/2003 6:33:36 AM PDT by csvset

Hitlary ALREADY had her eyes altered to look blue for her Lying History.

Actually her eyes have been "blue" for years due to those tinted contact lenses. Her true eye color is hazel.

13 posted on 07/18/2003 6:35:04 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (He who laughs last was too dumb to figure out the joke first)

Or 'baby got less front..'

14 posted on 07/18/2003 6:35:05 AM PDT by ewing

Computer graphics is the only way to go when you have a big butt.

15 posted on 07/18/2003 6:35:44 AM PDT by freekitty

To: smiley; PJ-Comix

oh geesh.....who really believes, today, that there is any reality to Hollywood?

Know what I mean?

16 posted on 07/18/2003 6:35:52 AM PDT by beachn4fun (Wahoo! Go FReepers - the Goal has almost been reached. Hurry Donate to FreeRepublic NOW)

God I hope he doesn't marry that girl.......

17 posted on 07/18/2003 6:36:28 AM PDT by beachn4fun (Wahoo! Go FReepers - the Goal has almost been reached. Hurry Donate to FreeRepublic NOW)

I don't know about a graphic artist's method but here's the silly putty approach.

18 posted on 07/18/2003 6:37:18 AM PDT by RGSpincich

They may not have done anything to the breast.

Ha....Someone uplifted them so highly they could put a person's eye out.

19 posted on 07/18/2003 6:37:33 AM PDT by freekitty

who's the guy who thinks he's The Fonz?
The Fonz, LOL

20 posted on 07/18/2003 6:39:15 AM PDT by Moleman

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