J. Lo gets behind computerization of certain assets (Butt Made Smaller On Movie Poster)

Boston Herald---Inside Track ^ | July 18, 2003

[PJ-Comix]

Tread lightly - the bottom has fallen out of J. Lo's world!

As the July 30 opening of Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck's ill-starred movie ``Gigli'' approaches, studio sources aren't denying what is already apparent to any eagle-eyed pop vulture: J. Lo's famous bootylicious bottom is much smaller in movie posters than in what passes (even in Hollywood) for real life!

In keeping with the film's newest incarnation as a romantic comedy instead of an action flick, publicity photos for ``Gigli'' feature Lopez and her fiancee co-star embracing while staring dreamily into one another's eyes.

A Hollywood insider who has seen before-and-after versions of the publicity shots told The New York Post: ``(Columbia's) marketing division airbrushed her butt to make it smaller and pumped up her chest.''

Like this is a bad thing?

With her current lawsuit against ex-manager Benny Medina, whom J. Lo accuses of making off with her millions for his personal use, the diva is wrestling with a plague of missing assets across the board!

``I'm absolutely shocked,'' a Lopez spokesgal joked to Page Six. ``Who would ever think this could possibly happen in Hollywood?''

Point taken.

Another studio source said, ``Jennifer was unhappy with the photo. She felt the way she was posed diminished her curvature, so she had graphics retouch her (bottom). But nothing was done to her chest.''

That puts our fears to rest.

Meanwhile, another flank of Jen's campaign to control her love 'em-and-leave-'em image has been her recent admission to Reader's Digest that she is indeed a ``faithful'' person.

J. Lo claims that after she befriended Ben on the set of ``Gigli,'' she didn't sleep with future Hubby No. 3 while she was still married to Hubby No. 2 Cris Judd.

Right. What else is she going to tell Reader's Digest?

[PJ-Comix]

Will we see Hillary going this route too? Maybe Hillary will have her butt electronically miniaturized for all future appearances.

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[smiley]

Hollywood has hit bottom......again....

[PJ-Comix]

Here is the J-Lo poster that has been electronically altered to give J-Lo a smaller butt and a bigger chest. Perhaps some graphic artist out there can restore the TRUE proportions of J-Lo on this poster.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Maybe Hillary will have her butt electronically miniaturized for all future appearances.

Consider the computing power needed.

[Sloth]

[E Rocc]

Maybe Hillary will have her butt electronically miniaturized for all future appearances.

No, she's just keeping him as far away from her as possible. An easy task since he doesn't exactly mind.

-Eric

[Tax-chick]

That back-bend, chest-up posture will give her sciatica. My back aches just thinking of those agonized vertebrae. And who's the guy who thinks he's The Fonz?

[A_perfect_lady]

I thought her butt was what she was famous for. This would be like using the computer to downplay Brooke Shields' eyebrows.

[Lee'sGhost]

Hitlary ALREADY had her eyes altered to look blue for her Lying History.

[PJ-Comix]

Okay we see the ALTERED poster. Now let's see the poster BEFORE the alterations. BTW, I have a feeling this flick will be a bomb.

[csvset]

A J-Lo "baby got less back" ping.

[PJ-Comix]

Hitlary ALREADY had her eyes altered to look blue for her Lying History.

Actually her eyes have been "blue" for years due to those tinted contact lenses. Her true eye color is hazel.

[ewing]

Or 'baby got less front..'

[freekitty]

Computer graphics is the only way to go when you have a big butt.

[beachn4fun]

oh geesh.....who really believes, today, that there is any reality to Hollywood? Know what I mean?

[beachn4fun]

God I hope he doesn't marry that girl.......

[RGSpincich]

I don't know about a graphic artist's method but here's the silly putty approach.

[freekitty]

They may not have done anything to the breast.

Ha....Someone uplifted them so highly they could put a person's eye out.

[Moleman]

who's the guy who thinks he's The Fonz?
The Fonz, LOL