2:00 Spoke with campaign manager on telephone, says it is time to "make a big stink"
2:15 Reviewed Democrat polls. Could not find my name anywhere, then saw it in footnotes under "Received less than 1%"
2:20 Hit the can
2:35 Consulted with Janet Reno, she always knows what to say, she said it was time to "make a ruckus"
2:47 Called Al Gore, he said that whole chad thing still burned him up, instead of Niger they should be talking about Chad
3:10 Called press conference, made sure Helen Thomas was in front row
3:15 Made total jerk of myself calling for impeachement of, like, whoever, that'll show 'em!