Caption Lance Armstongs New Helper Controlling Leftist Union Protests to Stop Tour De France

AP Wire ^ | July 17, 2003 | Eric Gaillard

[detsaoT]

"Iiiiii Haaaaaave Theeee POOOOWWWWWERRRR!"

;) ttt

[jriemer]

Arnold is showing up in more places than Tourist Guy (tm)

[Southack]

"Protests and work stoppages have forced the cancellation of prestigious festivals and cultural events across France this summer."

So since no one cares about these self-pretentious "festivals" and "cultural" events being cancelled, it seems that the out of work "Actors" feel compelled to find other ways to make the working population care about them.

Sheesh, even the rest of the freakin' French are gonna hate these people...

[HoustonCurmudgeon]

French actors formed a barricade over government unemployment benefits and cost Lance 20 minutes

I think that should read 2 minutes not 20.

[ewing]

Arnold is going to the French Premiere of T3 in Marseilles tonight and stopped by to root for Lance..what a tough life!

[ewing]

We were suggesting on earlier threads that Lance could get a 30 second time bonus for running over the unemployed mimes/out of work 'French Actors'

[ewing]

I think your're right, it was a misprint in the story I saw.

[lawdude]

You get france, and I get California!

[ewing]

It only takes Lance 3 weeks to conquer France just about the same as a regular army..

[ewing]

The eco/labor freaks are the same the world over..

[Prodigal Son]

Well, I love Arnie but I have to say he definitely got his money's worth out of that photo op.

[nutmeg]

Can't think of a good caption at this late hour, but I'm so glad you posted this! ;-)

[nutmeg]

ping!

[ewing]

I hope Arnie stays for the time trial tomorrow!