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| 7/14/2003
Posted on 07/14/2003 4:40:09 PM PDT by gitmo
Captain Schnook: Missing: one colorful parrot. Last seen sitting on Daryl Hannah's shoulder at the "Pirates of the Caribbean" premiere. We're assuming the actress' Captain Hook-ish get-up is a joke, but given some of her recent sartorial selections, we're not so sure. Either way, the "Splash" star should be made to walk the plank for pairing clunky black leather boots with an unattractive black see-through skirt. And Hannah's bizarre embroidered jacket and lace shirt should only be worn to swab the deck. As for that eye patch, we can only imagine there's an angry and organized group of cornea-challenged pirates drafting a letter of protest at this very moment.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: caption; pirate; polly
Polly want a cracker. Or a Tarheel. Or one of them Okies might be good.
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posted on
07/14/2003 4:40:09 PM PDT
by
gitmo
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posted on
07/14/2003 4:41:29 PM PDT
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To: gitmo
Another victim of the Kennedy Curse.
To: Paul Atreides
LOL!!! . I can't top that one .
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posted on
07/14/2003 5:06:27 PM PDT
by
perfect stranger
(You can't ping a user that doesn't exist.)
To: gitmo
"The doctors say it should heal in a few weeks! I really enjoyed the date I had with former President Clinton!" Declared actress Daryl Hannah who is seen (above) wearing an eye patch after an unfortunate accident during her meeting with former President Clinton.
"It really is bent to the left and after my recent Lasik surgery I just didn't have the usual depth perception I normally would. It didn't help that the floor was already slippery from another previous meeting President Clinton had and one of my knees slipped on something kinda gooey. On top of that, the cigar fell out of me at the same time! I was so embarrased!"
President Clinton was not available for comment but aides said that the former President immediately arranged for the actress to be provided with ice prior to being escorted out the back door.
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posted on
07/14/2003 5:09:40 PM PDT
by
isthisnickcool
(Liberals - Their neural synapses are corroded.)
To: gitmo
Who/what the heck is walking past her, Bozo?
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posted on
07/14/2003 5:11:26 PM PDT
by
visualops
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To: isthisnickcool
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posted on
07/14/2003 5:16:22 PM PDT
by
gitmo
(Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.)
To: gitmo
"My boyfriend asked me twice."
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posted on
07/14/2003 6:02:46 PM PDT
by
JamminJAY
(This space for rent)
To: isthisnickcool
"Bill gave me a blinky."
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posted on
07/14/2003 6:05:40 PM PDT
by
glaux
To: isthisnickcool
Oh please, someone please give this poor skinny thing a sandwich.
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posted on
07/14/2003 6:15:05 PM PDT
by
chiefqc
To: isthisnickcool
I swear they said it was a
costume party.
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posted on
07/14/2003 7:04:27 PM PDT
by
gitmo
(Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.)
To: gitmo
Man in background, over right shoulder: "We have a suspicious character entering the area... Alert all units... Go to Level 2, repeat, Go to Level 2!"
-PJ
To: Political Junkie Too
Man in background, over right shoulder: "We have a suspicious character entering the area... Alert all units... Go to Level 2, repeat, Go to Level 2!"
And bring a SLIP! Make it two!
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posted on
07/14/2003 7:13:01 PM PDT
by
gitmo
(Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.)
Comment #14 Removed by Moderator
To: visualops
Who/what the heck is walking past her, Bozo? That's her other brother Daryl.
To: visualops
Who/what the heck is walking past her, Bozo? That's one of the Pirates of the Caribbean, Randall Simon.
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posted on
07/14/2003 9:44:04 PM PDT
by
Charles Henrickson
(The wurst hitter in baseball is from Curacao.)
To: Yehuda
Figures lol
I like his movies, but he sure is pretty vacant.
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posted on
07/15/2003 3:17:12 AM PDT
by
visualops
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To: Charles Henrickson
rofl!
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posted on
07/15/2003 3:17:53 AM PDT
by
visualops
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Comment #19 Removed by Moderator
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