To: kstewskis; All
He did indeed go along with it! I have a picture of the both of them pointing fingers at each other...
EVE [pointing finger at the hapless Adam]: It was his fault, Lord! If he paid more attention to me, I wouldn't have needed to go outside our marriage for communication. I was entitled to it!
ADAM [pointing finger at the floosy, Eve, and quoting the Dog]: She started it!
EVE [hands on hips]: Why you wimp! Maybe if you brought home more cash, I wouldn't have had to eat from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil.
ADAM [gaining the upper hand]: Sure, blame me for your sins. You stoopid woman! The first serpent that comes along hissing that you can be as God and you fall for it.
EVE [hitting Adam where it hurts]: At least the serpent was sleek and shiny and beautiful! He even talked to me! You just sit around naming creation. I'm bored to death with you....
[EVE STARTS CRYING AT THIS POINT]
ADAM [doomed because he has no Dog buddies to warn him about the crying thang and cursing for the first time in history]: Ah damn, Eve. We're in this together, kid. That apple WAS pretty tasty wasn't it? Let's have another!
hehehe.
Actually, I think the serpent choosing Eve as his target shows the vulnerability of woman.
To: viaveritasvita
Actually, I think the serpent choosing Eve as his target shows the vulnerability of woman. LOL! Good point. Something the "NAG-Gang" would never understand, huh? ;o)
182 posted on
07/13/2003 6:54:00 PM PDT by
kstewskis
("political correctness is intellectual terrorism...." Mel Gibson)
To: viaveritasvita
After which conversation, God smacked Himself on the Forehead and said: "I should have just played golf with Satan that day, but NOOOOOOOO..."
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