The Free Republic Orchestra!!!

who da' think!!!??!!

[Focault's Pendulum]

Okay....who's in?

[Clintons Are White Trash]

My sister is seeing a real live aging rocker, she can supervise the groupies.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Ack! I missed it, but now am there:

"ecstasy abolitionist"
"Brittney Spears smiled Pocohontas"
"Flat chested eyesores and the paddle"

The last one would be...umm...not child friendly, I think.

[Burr5]

My dream is to retire to a habberdashery. Not a bloody chapeau shop. Have you SEEN the food those people have to eat for lunch?

The bread is always far too small for the meat. I mean, would you want to be holding that? Alright. And look at the green olives. Some of them have little red guys in them, but look... who's in here? NO ONE! It's a complete disaster....

But really, I'm not hard to get along with. It's not going to affect my performance.

[Chad Fairbanks]

'tooting by grandmother'
'institutionalizing in the arm flab'
'ovary river' (I kinda like that one...)
'Juggler Death'
'The Puppy Method'

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Is this you?

[Burr5]

Ahhh....bloody hell. Look, you can call me a little bloody X that can't produce a photograph, or you can call me an aging English metal-head who hasn't produced a hit record in decades, but if you're that blond-headed tart who wanted to dress the band up as animals a few years ago, I'm out of here.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

I know which one DOAIJV would like.

[Mad Dawgg]

"Im not bad with a 12 string..."

I'm not bad with an A string or an E string but Mrs. Dawgg says I am great with a G string!

[Chad Fairbanks]

Amelia - what do you think of 'The Puppy Method'????

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

I'm no Jeanine Pettibone!! Never been a band wife, never WILL be a band wife...and furthermore, I can play more than a tambourine, thank you very much!

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

You're way ahead of me, RBA. Which one would I like? (And by all means, tell me why while you're at it.)

[Burr5]

So are you just here to drop some stuff off?

What? You want to co-manage the band? Let's just get this out in the open!

I'm not co-managing the band with any woman... especially one who dresses like an Australian's nightmare!

.......coming out of Spinal Tap trance...........

Wow...that takes me back.... So what DO you play?

[JoeSixPack1]

If you guys are gonna charge money for musical entertainment, might I suggest you prepare a getaway vehicle and driver!

<|:-)~~

[Chad Fairbanks]

Well, I'm completely stumped ;0)

[Amelia]

Amelia - what do you think of 'The Puppy Method'????

Is it related to 'The Rhythm Method'????

[Chad Fairbanks]

Well, maybe, and since I used to be a Bass player, I'd say it's also related to the Rhythm Section...

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Well, I'm an R&B singer. I can play (though not very well) guitar, bass, and keys. And I completely, thoroughly "get" Spinal Tap. : )

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

I used to work with a guitar player who lost his leg in a bicycling accident. That sounds like a joke he would have made. (And knowing you...)

[farmfriend]

man of many talents

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

I know which one DOAIJV would like.

Assuming I'm "DOAIJV", I'm still waiting for an answer. Which one would I like, and why? What are ya, yella? (I'm not letting this go, RBA.)