Democrats Need Campaign Slogans For "Penis Guy" Race In New Jersey

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[Doctor Raoul]

Either click here or hit the link in the thread's header but the basic story is that in northwest New Jersey, the Democrat's guy running for state senate TWICE won the "Pretty Penis" contest at an East Village gay bar.

I'm thinking,

Stand Up For Morrison

is a good starting suggestion. He could run with Gore under the slogan, "Stiff and Stiffer", a take off on "Dumb and Dumber".

[thegreatbeast]

'I am trying really hard to be a totally new type of politician'
How hard, Jim?

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[thegreatbeast]

His admirers, however, do not include his own county Democratic chairman, Charles Cart. When Cart found out about the penis contest, he approached Morrison’s campaign manager (who is also his father) and urged him to convince his son to drop out, saying, according to local reporters, “The story could be embarrassing for you, for your son and the party.”
Turns out Morrison’s family already knew about the contest—and neither they nor he were embarrassed in the slightest.

Springer nation arise! Why should you be embarassed about entering a Pretty Penis contest?

Lovely.

[linn37]

erect candidate morrison!

[robertpaulsen]

Yep. They're just like the rest of us.

[cardinal4]

"Cmon, Cmon, Cmon, cmon now touch me ..." Whoops wrong Jim Morrison.

After the Lautenberg switch,(which was illegal) I wouldnt be surprised if NJ elected this guy..

[AntiGuv]

I'd be surprised if they didn't....

[antivenom]

Perfect "Peter's Principle"

[Doctor Raoul]

ELECT JIM MORRISON
He's a Clinton type of guy If Bubba doesn't embarass them, nothing will.

[I still care]

We had a guy here in Florida running for Congress (Chuck Kalogonis) who used to strip in a chicken suit. He lost big time - the newspapers love to hunt down people who "don't care", so they can parade their liberal jaded sexuality and show how enlightened they are.

But people DO care. And a gay man participating in a "pretty penis" contest might win in certain districts, but in most he is toast.

[punster]

The perfect campaign slogan:

He's a Democrat, he's a d*ck head.

[OldEagle]

Pretty is as pretty does. Who could ever trust a politician with a pretty penis?

[Doctor Raoul]

And here's the winning picture in the "Pretty Penis" contest.

[Ed_in_NJ]

"A hard man is good to find."

"He gives it to you straight - NOT."

"Not just another pretty penis."

[CyberAnt]

Every day the world gets more and more weird!

[punster]

That's wild!

Does he live in a condominium?

[Coleus]

Senate candidate's nude photos cause debate
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/936072/posts

GAY NJ Candidate Running on the Republican Ticket
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/944928/posts

[workerbee]

Sweartagod, you can't make up stuff like this.

[LonePalm]

erect candidate morrison!

Going for the asian vote?

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