Now, now, if we were eating together I wouldn't do that, knowing that it would embarrass you for me.
I am, after all, a gentleman.
Aren't you a gentleman indeed! - So we'd get along great till we started spilling drinks across the table, at which point we are hopefully beyond embarrassment anyway! ;~D
You want me to cyber-whip his ass?
Oh, I forgot to ask. What were you wearing when you got sunburned?
And, totally off topic: Can you run bleach through a pressure washer?