[HairOfTheDog]

Now, now, if we were eating together I wouldn't do that, knowing that it would embarrass you for me. I am, after all, a gentleman.

Aren't you a gentleman indeed! - So we'd get along great till we started spilling drinks across the table, at which point we are hopefully beyond embarrassment anyway! ;~D

[Just another Joe]

So we'd get along great till we started spilling drinks across the table, at which point we are hopefully beyond embarrassment anyway! ;~D

You got that right.
Although that would guarantee a GREAT tip for the wait staff. ;^)