[FroedrickVonFreepenstein]

Its all in keeping with affirmative action. Whites should be made to tip more than blacks given white privilege. The new tips rules are as follows:

Whites - 20%
Asians - 20%
Blacks - 10%
Hispanics - 10%
Indians - 5% - hey they were here first

[7DayRepo]

Interesting. See #5.

[irv]

Whites should be made to tip more than blacks given white privilege.

Whites should tip blacks more than they tip other whites, and blacks shouldn't have to tip at all. If the restaurant owner is white, black customers should be paid for eating there ...

I'm sorry. This is too confusing. I tip 15% unless they annoy me, regardless of race, creed, color or any other damn thing.

[freedumb2003]

>>Its all in keeping with affirmative action. <<

You have the right idea, but the wrong solution. This is an INEQUITY and the whites continue to flaunt their superiority by over-tipping. The only way to return to tipping parity is to ensure that Blacks are able to tip more. The new schedule is:

Asians: 20%
Blacks: 10% Government Subsidy Tip: 10%
Hispanics: 15% Government Subsidy Tip: 5%
Whites: 20% + Tip the Government 10% to pay for subsidies
Indians: 0% Government Subsidy 20%

The Governent Subsidy increases by 5% if the server is a Black or Hispanic (except for white patrons, who must pay the Government an additional 5%). If the server is Asian, they must tip themselves an additonal 5%.