[Mr. Bird]

This is the typical behavior of ill-mannered, immature, and irresponsible athletes!

Just so I have this straight: Simon violated the solemnity and integrity of the game by interfering with a sausage race? Lighten up, Francis.

[discostu]

No, he acted like a retard by smacking somebody from behind who wasn't expecting it with a baseball bat. Might have been funny if he'd taken the time to get the mascot in on it, instead it was boneheaded and potentially dangerous.